“Mum, say $4.”
“4 dollars.”
[A bang of the gavel]
“Soooold!”
“Say $8.”
“$8!”
[A bang of the gavel]
“Soooold!”
“Mum, say 12 dollars, fifty.”
“12 buck fiddy!”
[A bang of the gavel]
“Sooooold!”
I don’t know what I’m buying but he’s the busiest and pushiest auctioneer I’ve encountered.
“Mum, say $20.”
“$20.”
“No wait, can I have a moustache?”
“Of course.”
[choose appropriate moustache.]

“Ok, now say, $40 dollars.”
“Things are getting expensive.”
“Just say it please. Quickly, before it gets sold.”
“”$40, no, $45!”
“SOOOOOOOOLD!”
heh!
And this pic has nothing to do with today, but shows his more normal side. Just hanging out with Parkie. Ain’t she a peach? (You may notice the absence of lip-fuzz)

Happy Movember everyone.
Spike’s Mum and ‘Tache wrangler xxoo
ha! that’s hilarious. give me his CV, I’ll pass it on to Nelson Alexander.
xxx
That'd be me
That Parkie kid is damn cute! And so wants a moustache now.
Lurv to you Miss Fah-hey